"Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine."

"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery?"

"I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield. I'm talkin…"

"He looks pretty good for a suicide. Attempted, anyway."

"Let's shag ass."

"Why would a review make the point of saying someone's not a genius? You think I'm especially not a genius? [Pause] Yo…"

"Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?"

"Wildcat was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. Wildcat...pkow. Okay, I'm gonna go."

"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, an…"

"FAMILY ISN'T A WORD...IT'S A SENTENCE."