"[singing] Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay!"

"I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building!"

"Carmen,call in a singing Hitler,please."

"And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it sunny, keep it funny, keep it gay."

"Roger, We're not alone..."

"[sung as Hitler] I was just a paper hanger no one more obscurer. Got a phone call from the Reichstag told me I was Fü…"

"May I take your hats, your coats, and your Swastikas?"

"[When he answers the door] Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss? Max: I- Carmen Ghia: …"

"[To Leo] Well, you know what they say: "smile and the world smiles with you." [to bust] This man should be in a strai…"

"[sung] I'm the German Ethel Merman don't cha know?!"