"The hobo "fomo"-ly known as Jojo is "nomo"! From this day "fowo", I shall be known as... MOJO JOJO!"

"For too long, apes and monkeys have been under the thumb of man! Well, the time has come to oppose that thumb, and ta…"

"[as his army of apes and monkeys turn against him and each other] NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue…"

"[covers the Professor's mouth] Shut up! I was afraid of this. They've returned and found out just what their powers c…"

"[tilting the Professor's neck] That's better. It's good you little freaks know when you're beaten. Now if you'll excu…"

"Now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest, and most …"

"Catherine Cavadini — Blossom"

"Roger L. Jackson — Mojo Jojo"

"Tom Kane — Professor Utonium"

"Tom Kenny — Narrator, Mayor, Mitch Mitchelson, Cha-Ching Cha-Ching, Cruncha Muncha, Snake, Li'l Arthuro, Pappy Wappy"