"[after Sonic hits him with a sand ball] How dare you attack me in my hour of sorrow?! [gets hit with another sand ball] [Sonic: Why did you save me? [prepares to throw another sand ball, but Knuckles throws a bigger sand ball at Sonic]"

"Since I've been gone, I have discovered the source of ultimate power!"

"Wow, okay, let me just say it is an honor to finally meet you, Sonic. Is it okay if I call you Sonic? Everyone calls me "Tails". You are probably wondering why. [Sonic: Let me guess... because of the extra tail?] That's right! I should have known you'd get that!"

"Surrender the compass! You are no match for me. I have been training for this my entire life!"

"Dis... is how I roll."

"Where are my manners? Sonic, meet Knuckles. My new BFF-A-E. Bestest friend forever and ever."

"I understand nothing of what you just said."

"Morning, Wade! [Wade: Morning, Sonic!]"

"Ha! A butt-copter!"

"[first lines] If these readings are accurate, he's here! I found him! I just hope I am not too late."

"[from trailer] Name is Tails."

"[as Robotnik betrays him] Wait, that was not the deal!"

"But I trusted you! You were my friend!"

"[to the Wachowskis, after Sonic has been transformed into "Super Sonic" by the Chaos Emeralds] Wait! You cannot touch him! The hedgehog holds the power of the Emerald. I am sorry. He is no longer the Sonic you once knew. [Sonic uses his power...to summon a chili dog for him to eat. He then makes two more chili dogs, which land on Knuckles' face] Okay, he is exactly the Sonic you once knew."

"Doctor's log. It is day 243 in this... Portobello purgatory... My only companion is a rock I named "Stone". The question is... for whom am I narrating this? It seems I have become a feature player in the theater of the absurd. Marooned in deep space by that wretched blue rodent. But it is all good thanks to a breathable atmosphere and my supreme intellect, sharpened against the only competitor savvy enough to brr-r-r-r-ring it."

"Okay, this is what we are going to do. Step 1: Light taunting. Step 2: I have no idea."

"Sonic the Hedgehog… you are no match for me."

"[snowboarding down a snowy slope, Knuckles catching up to him, doing the same] Oh, great. The Winter Soldier!"

"All right, Ozzy, its movie night at Casa de Sonic, and it's your turn to pick. But I am not watching Snow Dogs again. That movie is the [Singsong] worst!"

"Stop saying "groin"!"

"Porcupine? I am an echidna. Trained since birth in all forms of lethal combat, destined to restore honor to my tribe, and willing to destroy anything that gets in my way. [Stone: Welcome to the team.]"

"[Knuckles: You're unskilled... untrained... and unworthy!] You forgot one: unstoppable!"

"I just got goosebumps. Wait a second. Did you steal that from Oprah?"

"[to Robotnik] Okay, we got to talk about your new look. It is like Professor X meets the Monopoly Man. Also, what kind of genius shows up to Siberia in a convertible?"

"[To Tails] Did your butt just turn into a helicopter?"

"[directing a missile back to Robotnik] Return to sender!"

"Face it: you're never going to get my power. [Knuckles: Do I look like I need your power?]"

"For a guy named Knuckles, you are really bad at punching. [Knuckles: Surrender the compass! You are no match for me. I have been training for this my entire life!]"

"[fighting Knuckles] I do not want to fight you, but you are not giving me much choice!"

"Gotta go fast."

"Water. Why did it have to be water?"

"Blue Justice. Trademark pending."

"[from trailer] Quick stretch, a little snack, and here we go."

"That is Knuckles. The last of the Echidnas and the most dangerous warrior in the galaxy. He is obsessed with finding the Master Emerald."

"Today is forecast calls for 100% chance of adventure!"