"[sitting and rubbing his back as a horse runs off] Ohhh! Oww! Ouch! Well I've been as sea since I was one, how the he…"

"[scaring off Mabel's sisters and making them drop their flowers] I'm sorry! I didn't mean to deflower you!"

"The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go."

"Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones! yes my name is Major Genral stanly."

"Yar! Buckle your swash and Jolly your Roger for the funniest rock 'n' rollickin' adventure ever!"

"Allan Cuthbertson - Baker"

"Greece and the islands of the Aegean Sea have given birth to many myths and legends of war and adventure. And these o…"

"You think you've been getting away with it all this time, standing by. Well, son... your bystanding days are over! Yo…"

"Tell me, schoolteacher, from a purely moral point of view - bearing in mind that we represent the side of goodness an…"

"To win a war, you have to be just as nasty as the enemy. What worries me is that we're likely to wake up one morning …"