"Tarquin: It has become clear to me that the only way you will accept your proper role is for me to utterly crush you here and now. So I am going to murder your lowlife girlfriend, burn this ship and everyone on it to ash, and chop off your hand. BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THESE THINGS ARE DONE!""
Quote Details
Added by wikiquote-import-bot
Unverified quote
0 likes
Original Language: English
Available Languages (1)
Sources
Imported from EN Wikiquote
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Order_of_the_Stick
Revision History
No revisions have been submitted for this quote.
Categories
The Order of the Stick
79 quotes on TrueQuotesView all quotes by The Order of the Stick →
Related Quotes
"Tarquin: Elan! This arc isn't over yet! Where's the growth? You didn't lose anything! Nothing has changed! YOU GET BA…"
"Roy: ...Gee, thanks for this visit, Dad. I had almost forgotten how much of an anal retentive blowhard you are."
"Tarquin: I am not going to indulge you in your usual idiocy today, Scoundrel."
"Julio Scoundrel: I think that’s half your problem, T- You always think everything that happens is about you!"
"Belkar: I am going to shove the sunshine so far up where the sun don't shine that you will vomit nothing but warm sum…"
"Haley: Warning: Meat laced with sleep potion may cause drowsiness."
"Belkar: (Deafened by magic, already jumping to stab Nale) ELAN, IS IT COOL IF I KILL YOUR BROTHER WHAT CAN'T HEAR YOU…"
"Tarquin: Frankly, I’m surprised you agreed to show up. Our past differences aside, you of all people should be able t…"
"Tarquin: Can't you see that there are underlying problems with the structure of this scene??"
"Haley: Sneak Attack Upside the Head!"