"Tarquin: Elan! This arc isn't over yet! Where's the growth? You didn't lose anything! Nothing has changed! YOU GET BA…"

"Roy: ...Gee, thanks for this visit, Dad. I had almost forgotten how much of an anal retentive blowhard you are."

"Tarquin: I am not going to indulge you in your usual idiocy today, Scoundrel."

"Tarquin: It has become clear to me that the only way you will accept your proper role is for me to utterly crush you …"

"Belkar: I am going to shove the sunshine so far up where the sun don't shine that you will vomit nothing but warm sum…"

"Haley: Warning: Meat laced with sleep potion may cause drowsiness."

"Belkar: (Deafened by magic, already jumping to stab Nale) ELAN, IS IT COOL IF I KILL YOUR BROTHER WHAT CAN'T HEAR YOU…"

"Tarquin: Frankly, I’m surprised you agreed to show up. Our past differences aside, you of all people should be able t…"

"Tarquin: Can't you see that there are underlying problems with the structure of this scene??"

"Haley: Sneak Attack Upside the Head!"