"The Lord of the Rings"

"Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed into the absurdity of our time. The chasm b…"

"THE RAGING ROCKS AND SHIVERING SHOCKS SHALL BREAK THE LOCKS OF PRISON GATES!! And Phoebus' car shall shine from far a…"

"But stay, O spite! But mark, poor knight! What dreadful dole is here! Eyes, do you see? How can it be? O fainting fox…"

"Carl Lumbly as Sam Yarborough"

"Mark Hamill as Albie Krantz"

"David Dastmalchian asJosh"

"Later, he'll lose his grip on the difference between waking and sleeping, and enter a land of pain so great he will w…"

"I will live my life until my life runs out."

"You got a bright sunbeam in front of you, and you're gonna step right into it, I can tell."