"Weems might have had a room-temperature IQ, but he knew idiocy when he saw it."

"Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead."

"The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort."

"The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."

"The disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailor who got funny ideas from staring at eggs and orange…"

"I suppose you wouldn't happen to know the way out of the forest, possibly, by any chance?"

"There had been an unseen observer of all this. It was of course entirely against the rules, but Trymon knew all about…"

"He wanted to say all this, and couldn't. For a man with an itch to see the whole of infinity, Twoflower never actuall…"

"'Dead?' said Rincewind, In the debating chamber of his mind a dozen emotions got to their feet and started shouting. …"

"Darkness isn't the opposite of light, it is simply its absence."