"[Giving a lecture to his college students] Fantasies have to be unrealistic. Because the minute- the second- that you…"

"[Giving a lecture to his college students] Living by your wants will never make you happy; what it means to be fully …"

"This is what Pascal means when he says that we are only truly happy when daydreaming about future happiness."

"[while drunk] Socrates was ugly, Plato was fat, and, um, and Aristotle was a prissy dresser!"

"I fell off the wagon and hurt myself."

"They wanted me to die knowing the key to my freedom was out there somewhere!"

"Death is a gift."

"We spend our whole lives trying to stop death. Eating, inventing, loving, praying, fighting, killing. But what do we …"

"Alejandro, the woman with facial hair, has no job."

"Noemi, a shaved man, has given up on her English task."