"[Giving a lecture to his college students] Fantasies have to be unrealistic. Because the minute- the second- that you…"

"[Giving a lecture to his college students] Living by your wants will never make you happy; what it means to be fully …"

"This is what Pascal means when he says that we are only truly happy when daydreaming about future happiness."

"[while drunk] Socrates was ugly, Plato was fat, and, um, and Aristotle was a prissy dresser!"

"I fell off the wagon and hurt myself."

"They wanted me to die knowing the key to my freedom was out there somewhere!"

"Death is a gift."

"We spend our whole lives trying to stop death. Eating, inventing, loving, praying, fighting, killing. But what do we …"

"Alejandro, the woman with facial hair, has no job."

"Of course he sympathizes with murderers... he is one!"