"This is the '90s. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first"

"I swear to Christ that if I survive this fucking case I'm gonna dance a jig."

"[giving Jimmy a briefcase full of $6 million] Go buy yourself a new pair of pants."

"Hey Milo, where you callin' from? The bottom of the pool?"

"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You’re gonna lose. Smile, you fuck!"

"The truth is a beautiful thing."

"[to himself] Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes."

"[Jimmy has just survived being thrown off an overpass and is now trying to calm startled motorists] It's okay. It's o…"

"If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time."

"Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets ... who gives a fuck?"