"Bill Cobbs — Moses the Clock Man"

"Bruce Campbell — Smitty, Argus reporter"

"Jim True-Frost — Buzz the Elevator Operator"

"I.M. Hobson - Myron Addison, a Board Member"

"I wasn't expecting all this hoopla. You can quote me on that."

"Well look who it is. Amy Archer, Prizeter Pule winner."

"[repeated line] You know, for kids."

"And so began 1959, the new year. When he learned that Norville owned the comp'ny, ol' Sidney was upset at first. It's…"

"Fight on! Fight on dear old Muncie! Fight on hoist the gold and blue! You'll be tattered, torn, and hurtin' once the …"

"[having just rammed a broom handle through a clock, thus freezing time. Line spoken to camera] Strictly speaking, I'm…"