"Everybody liked Ed Earl - especially Ed Earl."

"Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd"

"[On the Chicken Ranch] If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out ther…"

"So, for awhile, as the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the …"

"Jewel: Honey, we see everything in this profession, but one thing I ain't never seen - man or woman - is a grown-up."

"C.J. [On the Chicken Ranch Scandal] All we wanted to do was keep it quiet! Now thanks to Ed Earl, it's the hottest th…"

"It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw!"

"Ed Earl, I think the best thing to do is to put this behind us, just as quick as we can. I've made a little money, I'…"

"[singing] Ooh, I love to dance the little sidestep / Now they see me, now they don't / I've come and gone / And ooh, …"

"Dolly Parton - Mona Strangely"