"When I was young, about eight or so, I tried making friends with God by inviting Him to my house to watch the World S…"

"You're growing up. And rain sort of remains on the branches of a tree that will someday rule the Earth. And it's good…"

"First, it's a Saturday night thing when you feel cool like a gangster or a rockstar- just something to kill the bored…"

"You gotta have presence on the court. Presence like a cheetah rather than a chimp. Sure, they both got it, but Chimpy…"

"I was just gonna sniff a bag but one guy says if you're gonna sniff you might as well pop it and another guys says if…"

"All I've been doing is reading this diary wondering how the hell I'm still alive?"

"I felt dazed, like I just came out of a 4 hour movie I didn't understand."

"I got six months in Riker's Island for assault, robbery, resisting arrest, and possession of narcotics. I sweated out…"

"Know this. There's different types of users of junk. You got your rich dilettante square-ass who dabbles now and then…"

"Time sure flies when you're young and jerking off."