"Are you ready to write a fucking master piece cause I sure the fuck am!"

"Oh the dragons balls were blazing as I stepped into its cave and I sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny b…"

"Yeah it was awesome, compared to bullshit! Compared to the greats! Compared with fucking Beethoven!"

"Not a word unless its a fucking masterpiece!!!"

"I totally miss the fucked up things you do."

"I was just following the code."

"Give me one cock pushup. The cock is a muscle. You've got to learn how to flex it."

"Uh, we're just regular guys, you know. We're just, flesh, and bone."

"I'm in the air-vent, dude. Dude, I totally missed you."

"When you can snatch this remote from my hand, then you can choose the channels we watch."