"Are you ready to write a fucking master piece cause I sure the fuck am!"

"Oh the dragons balls were blazing as I stepped into its cave and I sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny b…"

"Yeah it was awesome, compared to bullshit! Compared to the greats! Compared with fucking Beethoven!"

"I totally miss the fucked up things you do."

"I was just following the code."

"Give me one cock pushup. The cock is a muscle. You've got to learn how to flex it."

"Uh, we're just regular guys, you know. We're just, flesh, and bone."

"I'm in the air-vent, dude. Dude, I totally missed you."

"When you can snatch this remote from my hand, then you can choose the channels we watch."

"That's right, run! Unless you want some more of this! Yeah! Grrr!"