"Patrick Swayze as Pecos Bill"

"Jared Harris as Head Thug Pug"

"Catherine O'Hara as Calamitty Jane"

"Everybody and their dog's probably after us by now."

"Kind of makes it all worthwhile, don't it?"

"Widowmaker's kind of particular of folks taking liberties with him. Matter of fact, last man who tried that… Widowmak…"

"Seems like fishing's the only time me and pa actually get along."

"[surrounded by thugs] Howdy. [a thug punches him]"

"[after Daniel describes telephones] Everybody'll know everybody else's business? Well, in no time at all, there won't…"

"You sure do know a lot for a half-growed piglet, so how’s this for plain English: stay away from the horse or he'll k…"