"Aren't you relieved to know you're not a Golem?"

"Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being …"

"Alright, who just said "Harold just counted brush strokes"?"

"No one wants to die Harold, unfortunately we do. Harold, Harold listen to me. Harold, you will die, some day, some ti…"

"'Little did he know', That means there's something he doesn't know, which means there's something you don't know, did…"

"Meeting an insurance agent the day your policy runs out is coincidence. Getting a letter from the Emperor saying he's…"

"I left my thimble and Socialist reading material at home."

"I brought you flours."

"You have to die. It's a masterpiece."

"Get bent, taxman!"