"Tommy Chong - Chong "Man""

"Hans Man in 't Veld - Promoter"

"[singing, as a Jamaican dope dealer in TV movie] Dope! Do-o-o-o-pe! How come nobody don't want to buy no dope? Dope, …"

"We should have a dope-a-thon. You know try to raise money for like all the people that lost their crops."

"Now you know what I want you to do, don't you? And it ain't prayin', cop."

"[sings] Got one leg on my shoulder. Two legs on my shoulder. [muffled singing continues]"

"[as Blind Melon Chitlin] I wanna sing a little tune I wrote one day while I was beatin' my old lady. It's called "GOI…"

"You can always smell the excitement in the air."

"Cheech Marin - Cheech"

"Carol van Herwijnen - Hotel Manager"