"If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be fucking fascinated."

"I will never understand what joy a grown man gets using a $1,000 weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer."

"Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe."

"I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all."

"My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested."

"Ladies and gentlemen, right after God invented this world of ours, he came unto Adam and he said that man should have…"

"Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it. This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. Either of you ever seen a…"

"Come on, baby, don't... Don't look at me like that."

"I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. I lost my head. I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. Not kil…"

"Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!"