screenplays-by-james-gunn

"I will never understand what joy a grown man gets using a $1,000 weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer."

"Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe."

"I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all."

"My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested."

"Well, now that is some fucked up shit."

"Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, right after God invented this world of ours, he came unto Adam and he said that man should have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the Earth. Now, I believe when God said that, he was thinking of deer season in Wheelsy and how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two!"

"Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it. This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. Either of you ever seen anything like that? You ever heard of anything like that? Huh? Me neither. And I watch Animal Planet all the fucking time!"

"If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be fucking fascinated."

"Come on, baby, don't... Don't look at me like that."

"I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. I lost my head. I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. Not kill them pets. Not make Brenda a womb. But it's my nature, ain't it? How can you blame someone for acting according to his own nature? I wanted to tell you what was going on, but I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more. I never knew love, Starla..."

"You ain't gonna shoot me, Starla! I told you: You always needed me to protect you! You for damn sure ain't got the balls to--"

"Hey there, killer!"

"Open this door, you little whore! Don't mess with me, you little slut."

"It's all over, Starla. And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere. Till I'm all that is! Then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed. Won't you, sugarplum?"

"I've been around a billion years. You think you can fuck with me?"

"Starla Grant: When Darwin said "fittest," he didn't necessarily mean the strongest, or the most intelligent, or any one trait. He merely meant those organisms most well-suited to their environments. Now, we humans, we think we're more fit, more evolved, because we're smarter. But we're neophytes. We've only been on this Earth two million years, give or take. The cockroach, that fellow's been around 350 million years. So, based on that, which of us is the more successful species?"

"Brenda: [as the alien slugs tear her apart on the inside] Those little fuckers are tearing me apart!"

"Tourneur: He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war."

"Kylie Strutemyer: His real face looks like a needle. But he's always got another. He goes from place to place, worids, planets, killing them. Some he gets pregnant, others he just takes over with his worms. And the rest he eats till they're gone. Now he's here."

"What's Gotten Into You?"

"Horror Has a New Face"

"Slug it out."

"Feed the fear."

"Nathan Fillion - William "Bill" Pardy"

"Elizabeth Banks - Starla Grant"

"Gregg Henry - Mayor Jackson "Jack" MacReady"

"Michael Rooker - Grantham "Grant" Grant"

"Tania Saulnier - Kylie Strutemyer"