"Gina Gershon - Cristal Connors"

"Robert Davi - Al Torres"

"Alan Rachins - Tony Moss"

"Gina Ravera - Molly Abrams"

"Glenn Plummer - James Smith"

"[repeated line] It doesn't suck."

"You can't touch me, but I can touch you. I'd really love to touch you."

"You know the best advice I ever got? You're up there on stage, hopin' on a spot. If someone gets in your way, step on…"

"Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Cristal has left the building."

"Kyle MacLachlan - Zack Carey"