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"[repeated line] It doesn't suck."
"You can't touch me, but I can touch you. I'd really love to touch you."
"You know the best advice I ever got? You're up there on stage, hopin' on a spot. If someone gets in your way, step on 'em. If you're the only one left standing there, they hire you. That's about it. Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Elvis has left the building."
"Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Cristal has left the building."
"There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you."
"You fuck 'em without fucking them! That's what you do! Well, it ain't right! You've got too much talent for it to be right!"
"I have a problem with pussy. I always have, and I'm always gonna."
"Honey, you could never handle me with all these wrinkles of fat. Why, you'd never find the thing... I'd have to piss on you to give you a clue!"
"[singing] The Farmer in the Dell / The Farmer in the Dell / I had a cherry, once / And now it's shot to hell!"
"[singing] She's the yellow rose of Texas / She charges fifty bucks / She's the richest girl in Texas / And all she does is fuck!"
"She looks better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!"
"Tony Moss: I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick. I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell."
"Annie: They're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string!"
"Al Torres: It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."
"Marty Jacobsen: She's no butterfly, Tony. She's all pelvic thrust. I mean, she prowls... She's got it!"
"Mr. Karlman: We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!"
"Leave your inhibitions at the door. The show is about to begin."
"Beyond your wildest dreams. Beyond your wildest fantasies."
"The most controversial movie of the year is here."
"The side of Vegas you were never meant to see."
"Elizabeth Berkley - Nomi Malone/Polly Ann Costello"
"Kyle MacLachlan - Zack Carey"
"Gina Gershon - Cristal Connors"
"Glenn Plummer - James Smith"
"Robert Davi - Al Torres"
"Alan Rachins - Tony Moss"
"Gina Ravera - Molly Abrams"
"Lin Tucci - Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom"
"Greg Travis - Phil Newkirk"
"Al Ruscio - Mr. Karlman"
"Patrick Bristow - Marty Jacobsen"
"William Shockley - Andrew Carver"
"Michelle Johnston - Gay Carpenter"
"Dewey Weber - Jeff"
"Rena Riffel - Penny / Hope"
"Melissa Williams - Julie"
"Ungela Brockman - Angie"
"Melinda Songer - Nicky"
"Bobbie Phillips - Dee"
"Carrie Ann Inaba - Goddess dancer"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.