"Ethan: Doesn't anybody care about what Megatron wants?"

"Robin: Ya got more ponies than the Indy 500."

"Ethan: You know you've been on the computer too much when you wonder which cheap Photoshop filter was used to make th…"

"Ethan: You're the reason why we have correctional facilities."

"Mike: There's a mugged leprechaun at the end of every rainbow."

"Ethan: This is a coffee house. We pay extra to be hated."

"Faz: You are no doubt ansconding to your girlfriends to gossip about the exotic allure of my uncircumscized penis. Su…"

"Galasso: Will no one flood my daughter with sperm?"

"Robin: Can there be spankings?"

"Robin: I totally just had one of those awesome eighties movie montages!"