"Funny As Hell."

"Jon Abrahams as Bobby Prinze"

"Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins"

"Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks"

"[laughs] Shit, son! Yo, whats' the deal? Yo, if y'all are watching this tape right now, that means I didn't make it. …"

"Okay, chopzilla, listen up, [holds up her thumb] This little piggy went to the market. [holds up her middle finger] T…"

"[reporting live while a student is in the background fooling around] Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book "Y…"

"A small dick's like a disability, man! How would you like to make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Would you?, Com…"

"[At a press conference] Let me just say that the killing of these teens has been tragic, but, uh... hey, you know, sh…"

"A Killer Comedy."