"It's saturday morning And this ain't the place for me I'm giving you warning, baby We got a whole, big, fat world to see"

"On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when…"

"Saturday morning, jumped out of bed and put on my best suit. Got in my car and raced like a jet, all the way to you."

"John Bender: Eat my shorts. Vice Principal Richard Vernon: What was that? John: Eat—my—shorts. Vernon: You just bough…"

"What? Well, it's a job like any other. Good work, with lots of variety—Monday we burn Miller; Tuesday, Tolstoy; Wedne…"

"What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together. Our last Goonie week…"

"Saturday's child works hard for a living"

"Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody I have some money 'cause I just got paid How I wish I had someone to ta…"

"It's Saturday morning And who's gonna play with me? Six in the morning, baby I got a long, long day ahead of me"

"'Cause I got some kind of disease And there are no remedies Think I should stay in bed today Maybe tomorrow go out an…"