"It's saturday morning And this ain't the place for me I'm giving you warning, baby We got a whole, big, fat world to see"

"On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when…"

"Saturday morning, jumped out of bed and put on my best suit. Got in my car and raced like a jet, all the way to you."

"John Bender: Eat my shorts. Vice Principal Richard Vernon: What was that? John: Eat—my—shorts. Vernon: You just bough…"

"What? Well, it's a job like any other. Good work, with lots of variety—Monday we burn Miller; Tuesday, Tolstoy; Wedne…"

"What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together. Our last Goonie week…"

"Yeeeeaaaahh, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday…"

"Saturday's child works hard for a living"

"It's Saturday morning And who's gonna play with me? Six in the morning, baby I got a long, long day ahead of me"

"'Cause I got some kind of disease And there are no remedies Think I should stay in bed today Maybe tomorrow go out an…"