"Gaylord Pendleton — Gordon Wycott"

"Miles Mander — Sir Malcolm Drake"

"Pierre Watkin — Morgan Wycott"

"Gordon Wycott: You've got to bring him back on his hands and knees, even if you have to break his neck to do it."

"Joshua Mallon IV: Now look here, Josh, I'd like to sit on a coral reef and play a ukulele myself. But, we are Mallons."

"Ready For Fun...Fight...or a South Seas Romance! They find them all on the..."

"Gloria Wycott: Charming view. I imagine on a clear day, one could see the cannibals eating a missionary!"

"Oh, I'm famished! I'm so hungry my spare tire's deflated. Well, pretty near."

"Johnny Arthur — Timothy Willow"

"Pedro Regas — Zato"