"I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident."

"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want…"

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."

"Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches lon…"

"I don't even know how this word came into being: "aerobics". I guess gym instructors got together and said, "If we're…"

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin ou…"

"Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?""

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

"I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your…"