"We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department's fucked. It's been the biggest cock-up ever and we…"

"The honours system gets to grade people. Graded grains make finer rice."

"When you are in the future, the past looks different."

"We have six of the most distinguished people in the field on the committee, but you'll just have to take my word for …"

"My husband is already suffering because of the fate that befell him. We are asking for no special treatment from the …"

"As much as possible, let us encourage women to stay in the country. Filipino men should strive to be productive so th…"

"The 13th-month pay is a core labor standard and the Department of Labor and Employment will not compromise on its pay…"

"And even if some may have already recovered after the floodwaters have receded, they may still find it difficult to r…"

"I want to take care of the teacher so that the teacher in turn will take care of our children, so in turn our childre…"

"Yung pambabatikos nga na tuwing may national event, inaakusahan kaming itinatago namin ang mga bata. Pero kapag ginag…"