"We can't throw around the word "sexist" just to stop people like me from pointing out that Michelle Bachmann, now run…"

"Blacks who kill whites are sixteen times more likely to be executed than whites who kill blacks; black unemployment i…"

"Every election roughly half the population votes Democrat and the other half votes Republican. Now I understand why t…"

"Bush said his tax cut for the rich would create jobs. They didn't. We're now being told that if multinational corpora…"

"I'm not really rich. I'm something far more noble I'm a job creator. [Heavenly chorus] Sort of the same way Patagonia…"

"Since the economy won't come back until we start buying stuff, and the only stuff Americans buy is anything from Appl…"

"Now that it's become clear that Republicans, the fiscally-conservative, strong-on-defense party are neither fiscally …"

"[the perfect Republican candidate] A candidate who will meet these criteria: a) Never compromise on anything or ever …"

"Is it really that radical to suggest slightly trimming the tax break on corporate jets? It seems like a reasonable id…"

"Mormonism is just the silly end of a larger problem, which is that religion itself is a con, and it's a con that you …"