"why does accountability keep hitting a glass ceiling?"

"When Pat is saying something outrageous, you know when you yell at the TV? I get to yell at him in person. I get to y…"

"When Conservatives crusade against government while they are trying to be appointed to head the government, I think t…"

"The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just to…"

"I'm so rarely the arbiter of what all women want. I'm usually quite the outlier on that chart."

"I really believe that in America, if you are clinging to some indefensible, unconstitutional bad idea of a policy, ul…"

"Coming up: The part of my interview with the speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, where she smacks me down like a ball…"

"You want to know what just happened there? She smacked me down - smacked me down: "But Speaker Pelosi, the Republican…"

"Ridding Iraq of weapons of mass destruction. That was the whole idea, right? That‘s why we went. I am reluctant to le…"

"Now I'm going to have nightmares about myself."