"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"Hate the smell of dampness, don't you? It's such a, I don't know, creepy smell."

"A hobby should pass the time, not fill it."

"I don't set a fancy table, but my kitchen's awful homey."

"Mother! Oh God! Blood! Blood!"

"She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother."

"I'm not a fool. I'm not capable of being fooled! Not even by a woman."

"I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing."

"Oh, we have twelve vacancies. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies. They, uh, they moved away the highway."

"Headaches are like resolutions. You forget them as soon as they stop hurting."