"I’m a changeable feast, as are all of we."

"I am finding being alive fascinating."

"Money is its own form of sickness."

"[on the wailing infant] I must go punch that baby."

"I have adventured it and found nothing but sugar and violence. It is most charming."

"[to Duncan, about sex] Why do people not just do this all the time?"

"My father once told me, "Always carve with compassion." He was a fucking idiot, but it's not bad advice."

"She's an experiment. Her brain and her body are not quite synchronized. But she is progressing at an accelerated pace."

"[Having dinner with Max] Spermatic ejaculation can only induce homeostasis in me if accompanied by prolonged stimulat…"

"This is Martha. She is my new friend who has not been fucked in twenty years! Is that not astonishment? I hope you us…"