"You know, I never knew what love was until I met your mother. And by then it was too late."

"If I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra."

"I said you look like a man in need of a coke."

"[on the phone] The lad doesn't say much, and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul. Of course …"

"You should write these kiss-offs down. How to crush a woman's soul in ten words or less. That was ten, wasn't it? [co…"

"I should be alone. Alone in hell. That's where I am."

"The comedy with a twist."

"The sexy comedy with a twist."

"Gillian Anderson - Meredith"

"Ellen Burstyn - Mildred"