"Not having a moustache, he was in the habit of twirling his eyebrows. “Why do you keep twirling your eyebrows?” a you…"

"Egli sapeva che le fanciulle cominciano con un ritardo di cinque minuti e finisco con i ritardi di quindici giorni e …"

"Women are like posters. One is stuck on top of another and covers it completely. Perhaps just for a moment, when the …"

"No, I don't want to commit suicide, but I should like to fade away and die gently. To depart from life as one gets ou…"

"What a jester God is, Tito went on. No doubt it was He who created such blessings as water to make the grass grow, gr…"

"The mob loves those who amuse and serve it. But to amuse it you have to love it. I love no one, least of all the mob,…"

"The height of perfection is mediocrity."

"We have to defend views we don't share and impose them on the public; deal with questions we don't understand and vul…"

"All those people who dance in basements to harrow each other's nerve endings think and they're enjoying themselves do…"

"Nel collegio dei Barnabiti aveva imparato il latino, a servir messa ed a giurare il falso. Tre cose di cui si può ave…"