"(After lying about being in hospital to avoid paying her phone bill) Well, what was I supposed to do? Have them unhoo…"

"This guy in the morgue.....whoever he is.....he's got a.....does the phrase needle dick, the bug fucker mean anything…"

"She's gotta get on this plane! There's a kidney in Kansas City that's not getting any fresher!"

"(Screaming at a payphone that swallowed her change)"GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN' QUARTER!""

"(While trying to ignore a bunch of wolf-whistling Mexican men): Now why do they do that? Has there ever been one woma…"

"(Lauren makes a leap with a grand jété from the last one of the Four Fingers clifftops with Michael following, only t…"

"(After tying up famed theater teacher/Russian spy Stanislaw Korzenowski): How dare you defraud the legitimate theatre…"

"(Noticing that Sandy is about to make another phone call): NO! Stop! Do not screech at another person!"

"Sandy: Oh my, that kind of evening? Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands!"

"You know what I'll bet? I'll bet you haven't been laid in about a year!"