"Glenn Kalison - Robert Finney"

"Oh okay, so we're definitely not just taking off clothes then, gotcha'."

"If any teachers ask where Eric went, tell them that three grown-ups took him off the playground to teach him a lesson…"

"Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something... but I think listing all the …"

"Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us."

"We're keeping evidence from the police, okay? We could go to jail! You know what happens in jail? No T.V.!"

"Goodnight sweet hobo. May your bindle be heavy with treasures, but your heart be light with song."

"Decorative pillows? What is this, the White House?"

"Paper plates? Are you expecting the pope?"

"Aubrey Plaza - Kelly Peters"