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"Oh okay, so we're definitely not just taking off clothes then, gotcha'."
"The door's locked! McGinty, you clever dog!"
"If any teachers ask where Eric went, tell them that three grown-ups took him off the playground to teach him a lesson about sticking his finger in things."
"Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something... but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs."
"Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us."
"We're keeping evidence from the police, okay? We could go to jail! You know what happens in jail? No T.V.!"
"Goodnight sweet hobo. May your bindle be heavy with treasures, but your heart be light with song."
"Decorative pillows? What is this, the White House?"
"Paper plates? Are you expecting the pope?"
"Frank! Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I really do."
"There's something fishy going on down at the sardine factory! I think it's fish!"
"When I was fifteen years old, when I got this job, I said to myself, "I am going to work here until the day that I kill myself.""
"Hey! Are you squeezing that bread? We had a deal! We had a deal you fucking animal! What the f...ah dude, did you fuck this bread? You fucked the shit out of this bread. You don't fuck bread. Every fucking thing!"
"You remind me a little of me. You know what I'm going to call you from now on, "Little Me". I just came up with that right now."
"Paying you in advance, buddy!"
"Donald Glover - Jason Rogers"
"DC Pierson - Duncan Wheeler"
"Dominic Dierkes - Charlie Day"
"Aubrey Plaza - Kelly Peters"
"Glenn Kalison - Robert Finney"
"Peter Saati - Leroy Maddox"
"Ellie Kemper - Jamie"
"Matt Walsh - Jim"
"Bobby Moynihan - Jordy"
"Daphne Ciccarelle - Brianna Peters"
"John Lutz - Frank"
"Jon Daly - Greg Coleman"
"Neil Casey - Broken Man"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.