"There's nothing you can do, Sherman. I just want to go home."

"[first lines; voiceover] Our story begins high over New York City in this luxurious penthouse apartment of perhaps th…"

"[Toga Peabody unexpectedly arrives] Nobody move! Sherman, I've got to get you out of here before you touch yourself!"

"Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, they get married too young in Ancient Egypt - or perhaps I'm just some old Giza. [Sh…"

"[thinking in Sherman's eye with a mind] But don't tell her about the WABAC."

"[as Past Peabody, after Toga Peabody explains how he got back from Troy] You know what they say: If, at first, you do…"

"The boat of Ra sails straight today, take the wrong boat, man will pay."

"[last line, to the viewers] No doubt about it: every dog should have a boy."

"[repeated line] Ha-ha-ha... I don't get it."

"[to Peabody, who's trying to take her home from Ancient Egypt] Who died and made you Pharaoh?"