"For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. … I'm not a racist, that's wh…"

"Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!"

"They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger?"

"You can talk! You can talk! You can talk! You're brave now, motherfucker! Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a ni…"

"Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?"

"Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga!?"

"He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!"

"What's the matter, too much for you to handle?""

"Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash-up. Gotta stand on the stage. [Responding to th…"

"Ohh, I guess I gotta quit because I said 'nigger.'"