"I'm a g-nu, I'm a g-nu, The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo"

"Hold very tight please Ting ting"

"No more will I go To Blandford Forum And Mortehoe - On the Slow Train From Midsomer Norton And Mumby Road - No churns…"

"The English, the English, the English are best - I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!"

"And all the world over, each nation's the same; They've simply no mission of playing the game. They argue with umpire…"

"Pity the poor old rhino with A bodger on its bonce."

"The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long, And likewise wise But headstrong strong"

"Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair His fair Hippopotamine maid. The Hippopotamus was no ignoramus And sang her …"

"I never really had any aspirations to be an actor when I was young. I wanted to play the piano in a bar, to be the ol…"

"If I do decide one day to stop acting, I just hate the idea of people going: 'Oh, did you ever do anything else besid…"