"You sit around and you go, “Oh, I hope people like me, and I hope they friend me, and I hope they do all this superfi…"

"Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging."

""Friend us on Facebook!" is a social media strategy like "Buy me a malt liquor!" is a charitable giving plan."

"Write your way out of a thinking block—because you'll never think your way out of a writing block."

"Typing in all lowercase is popular among young people, SMS users, and anyone who feels literacy has become too time-c…"

"If you need to appear on an internet list to know whether you're someone's friend, you may have problems a computer c…"

"When you die, no one's going to remember what iPhone you had."

"People either make things or they don’t. Inspiration is a poster."

"If you don't want a little moisture on the mattress, maybe you shouldn't have gone to the bar."

"If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows."