"[on loudspeaker] Attention. Camp North Star, senior staff, counselors, counselors-in-training, please rise for our na…"

"[to Rudy] Hey, you must be the short, depressed kid we ordered. Glad you could make it."

"[on loudspeaker] Attention, all campers. Afternoon swim schedule is as follows: Advanced Dolphins, report to the dock…"

"[on loudspeaker] Attention! Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight'…"

"[on loudspeaker] Attention all campers! Uh, it's now 9:30 and that's lights out time; 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is P…"

"Guys, it’s important for us to hustle at both ends of the court. We gotta make the offense work. We gotta play that b…"

"[enters the dance] Okay! Virgins on the right, non-virgins on the left. You fellas can divide them up any way you like."

"[on loudspeaker] Attention, campers. Arts and crafts has been canceled due to bad taste. All junior girls are now jun…"

"The C.I.T's: [singing] We are the C.I.T.s so pity us. The kids are brats; the food is hideous. We're gonna smoke and …"

"[on loudspeaker] Important announcement: some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge Trail and the Fish…"