"Neil Flynn – Cady's dad"

"Jonathan Bennett – Aaron Samuels"

"[voice-over] Having lunch with The Plastics was like leaving the Actual World and entering Girl World. And Girl World…"

"[voice-over] In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, …"

"[voice-over] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smart…"

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? W…"

"Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your Freshmen, ROTC Guys, Preps, J…"

"This is Damian: he's almost too gay to function."

"[to the female student body] Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. …"

"Daniel Franzese – Damian"