"It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken. Some break down and cry like a baby. Others, they take out an…"

"I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go: no bitches after eleven."

"Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure."

"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone."

"Wanna start me up? Open the choke and pull the cord down. I'm due for Seismic event and you're dancing the fault line."

"Yeah, she's pretty much screwed. Come on, I'll buy you a beer."

"Had enough? Up yours."

"Arrivederci, deadwood."

"That was me. Yeah, big deal. The guy's got his glassjaw."

"[A beginning montage of Charlie/Hank is riding his patrolbike] Meet Charlie. Helpful dad. Upstanding citizen. And an …"