"Apparently we’re now in a state where most ads are full of people looking at us in a way that would heat us up down t…"

"When someone thinks, “I liked his last book, I’ll hope this new one is good” and shells out their hard-earned, I ferv…"

"I think this is the first time I’ve altered a book based on what you guys told me. So it’s an occasion! Soon I’ll be …"

"Someone from the Internet Writing Workshop sent me a link to the Gender Genie, where you paste in a section of text a…"

"Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but I'm…"

"When it's done with being graceful and poetic, language is meant to communicate, after all."

"I feel comfortably qualified to talk about anything, but that's a personal problem and I'm dealing with it."

"Corporations! It's like there are these gigantic monsters living among us, and we don't mind that they're monsters be…"

"Marketing (or mktg, which is what you write when you’re taking lecture notes at two hundred words per minute) is the …"

"“Look, how about this: just once, don’t assume every person you meet has a personal vendetta against you.” 6 frowns a…"