"Apparently we’re now in a state where most ads are full of people looking at us in a way that would heat us up down t…"

"When someone thinks, “I liked his last book, I’ll hope this new one is good” and shells out their hard-earned, I ferv…"

"I think this is the first time I’ve altered a book based on what you guys told me. So it’s an occasion! Soon I’ll be …"

"Someone from the Internet Writing Workshop sent me a link to the Gender Genie, where you paste in a section of text a…"

"Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but I'm…"

"When it's done with being graceful and poetic, language is meant to communicate, after all."

"Corporations! It's like there are these gigantic monsters living among us, and we don't mind that they're monsters be…"

"Marketing (or mktg, which is what you write when you’re taking lecture notes at two hundred words per minute) is the …"

"The first principle of marketing (okay, it’s not the first, but it doesn’t sound nearly as cool to say it’s the third…"

"“Look, how about this: just once, don’t assume every person you meet has a personal vendetta against you.” 6 frowns a…"