"Check it if you don't believe me."

"I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you do…"

"The young woman is you!"

"But don't people need good cars? Can't you sell good cars, Dad?"

"Just kidding."

"For what, Miss Trunchbull?"

"You're very brave, Miss Honey."

"[Harry: Young lady, where were you?] Miss Trunchbull kept the whole school late because a boy ate some chocolate cake."

"I did not glue my hat to my head! The hat shrunk! The fibers fused to my hair!"

"No more Ms. Nice Girl."